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bloody barney BARNEY FANS BEWARE!!!
It is not my intention that anyone should be upset by these sounds!
So please back out of here if you are big fan of that cute dino.




FILE DESCRIPTION WAV REAL
AUDIO
Barney versus Star Trek. Although the quality is a little poor, it is well worth waiting for. 139 kb N/A
A shorter version of the above, made by Josh Kershaw. This cute dino is indestructable... 89 kb N/A
Barney meets his match. Much better quality... but just what has the Hotel California got to do with it? 158 kb 29 kb
"My fellow Americans...."
I am assured that this really was Ronald Reagan in one of his more lucid moments - unbelievable!
71 kb N/A
Richard Nixon claims he's not a crook 36 kb N/A
Wayne gives his verdict on Nixon 33 kb 7 kb
Another Republican President making ridiculous claims..... 8 kb N/A
Homer Simpson gets hooked on the Internet. 35 kb N/A
Clint Eastwood has a run in with Joan Rivers. 85 kb 16 kb
This is one of the funniest video clips I have seen for a long time... a chimp faces up to some home truths about his personal hygeine. 373 kb N/A
Postman Pat versus Star Trek. Or rather what happened when Postman Pat tried to deliver mail to the USS Enterprise. This is one of my originals - a sequel will follow in due course.... 609 kb 111 kb
An interesting variation on the Homer Simpson 'Doh!' exclamation. Could make an interesting windows system sound file. 28 kb N/A
He may know how to kick about on the football pitch - but could Becks hack it as a media celeb???.... Hmmmm... Josh Kershaw has his doubts... 79 kb 15 kb

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